April 2012
Hey, I love you.
Hey, I love you, more.
A girl's moan is the sexiest thing, ever.
- me: ugh why am i so lonely
- friend: hey do u wanna go out tonight
- me: no
Play
Play
no you don’t understand, i have a good fashion sense but i don’t have any money
Play
3:45
“And you should know I never tried to hurt you girl just got tangled up in the idea of being together. We can live different lives together, gotta move on”
—The Internet
why get out of bed when you can instead not get out of bed
my only workout is sex aka i don’t work out
two hands two boobs this isn’t a coincidence
- ticket holder at the movie theatre: enjoy your movie
- me: thanks you too
“Nothing happened, and nothing kept happening.”
—Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted (via johnvondoom)
